If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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2 Penises

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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