- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Knock Knock No solicitors

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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