- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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