- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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