the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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lewis=cardiac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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civil rights

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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