- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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