- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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