How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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