How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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