- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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