- Anti Joke

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock, Knock Come in

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Is your refrigerator running? No.

John Cena

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

WNBA

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock, Knock Come in

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Is your refrigerator running? No.

John Cena

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.