- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why can't jokes spit?

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