- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Click here to end the world.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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