A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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i like men but im not gay

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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