Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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