- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

knock knock

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Poop

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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