- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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