You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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