- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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