What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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My Butthole.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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