why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's a joke? Funny

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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