A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Basically copying you.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

a pornstar comes early to a party

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Nickelback

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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