- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Y u do dis?

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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