whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Who invented apple? God

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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