- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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