Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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