What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why? Why Not?

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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