what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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A dyslexic blind man

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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tommy is retared

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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