how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

You know whats better than 24? 25

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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