- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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