Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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don't read this

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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