- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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