hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

retard

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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