Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Dusters blow stuff.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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The Holocaust

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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