- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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