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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

these are shit

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

a. why? b. because

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

whats funnier than 24? 25

The Big Band Theory

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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