- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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