a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

you suck

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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