- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

wanna hear a joke? i dont

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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