A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Knock knock

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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