- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A woman is carried out of a bar.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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