Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Cancer

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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