- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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