- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

wanna hear a joke? i dont

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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