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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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