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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

black people

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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