Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call a black man? Black

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

your moms my other ride

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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