- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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