- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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