What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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women's rights

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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say cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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